Ask & Tell

What would you say to an alien?

I would say hello and I would ask if she would like to try a cupcake.

submitted by Zia
(September 25, 2008 - 4:18 pm)

Uuuuuuhhh........Hi? do you speak English? Can I take your picture?

Hello, welcome to earth. My name is Doris.

Where do you come from? Mars?

How is life here?

Fine, fine.

Um....     who      are you!

Who are you and where do you come from?

uh...hi.

Hey. Whats Up?

"Hi, where are you from? We never had beings like you visit before."

I would say, "Hello! Where are you from?" And then I would invite him or her to tea.

I would take his picture.

Hello, are you nice?

"We come in peace."

Hello alien! Do you speak English? Yes or no?

Hi medium big huge guy! Bye medium big huge guy!  No no no!

What I would say to an alien is, "Hi little bitty guy! Bye little bitty guy!"

I think that I would say "you ever been on earth?" to an alien. I think that it would be funny.

I would say  "A-A-Aren't y-y-you  c-c-c-cold?"

I would say, "Can I take your picture?" to an alien. Of course, I would need to use charades, since aliens may not speak English.

''Who are you? I'm Katharine. Nice to meet you.''

I would say "You ever been on earth?"

And I would say:  "Hello, how do you do?  Have you ever been to wonderful England?  Would you like a crumpet?  They are quite exquisite, you know."

"AAAAAAAA!!!!!!!! Wait a minute you are an.....   AAAAA!!!!!!!"

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I knew it! I knew it, I knew it, I knew it! Just wait until my dad hears about this! Here's a marker and paper for your autograph, here's mine so you know what I mean. Oohh this is a great day!

Don't treat him like an alien!