Jokes!
Do you have a funny bone? Tell us your jokes!
When do cowboys think up speeches?
The spur of the moment!
Submitted by Katharine L., age 10, Austin, TX
(March 12, 2010)
What did the ocean say to the boat?
Nothing, it just waved.
Submitted by Katharine L., age 10, Austin, TX
(March 12, 2010)
How does a mother porcupine hug her baby?
Very carefully!
Submitted by Matthew G, age 10, Cartersville,GA.
(February 16, 2010)
What has a mask, 8 legs, and means double trouble?
Marvin and Spider* joining forces!
*(From Spider magazine)
Submitted by Mae P., age 9, Westford, MA
(February 16, 2010)
What do you get when you cross a blue whale and a shrimp?
A pink whale!
Submitted by Melissa N., age 7 and 11 months, Cedar Falls, IA
(February 14, 2010)
What has legs but can't walk?
A chair!
Submitted by Owen M., age 6, Philadelphia, Pa
(February 12, 2010)
How do you make a clock go backward?
Turn the handle.
Submitted by Liheng C., age 9, Bowling Green, KY
(February 10, 2010)
There was a cowboy who rode into town on Friday, spent the night, and left town on Friday. How did he do it?
His horse was named Friday.
Submitted by Johnathan G., age 8, Cartersville, GA
(February 9, 2010)
What musical instrument do you use to brush your teeth?
A tuba toothpaste!
Submitted by Sofia T., age 6, Knoxville, TN
(February 4, 2010)
How did the soldier get his tank in his house without breaking his house?
It was a fish tank!
Submitted by Paxton E., age 9, Lincoln CA
(February 3, 2010)
Why did the elephant cross the road?
It was the chicken's day off!
Submitted by Zia, age ?,
(January 29, 2010)
What gets bigger the more you take away from it?
A hole in the ground!
Submitted by Avery, age ?,
(January 29, 2010)
What looks like half a cat?
The other half!
Submitted by Rats, age ?,
(January 29, 2010)
What do you say to a three-headed alien?
Hello, how are you? Hello, how are you? Hello, how are you?
Submitted by Puck & Sis, age ?,
(January 29, 2010)
Which two words in the English language have the most letters?
Post Office!
Submitted by Whatson, age ?,
(January 29, 2010)
Why was the math book unhappy?
It had lots of problems!
Submitted by Bot, age ?,
(January 29, 2010)
How do you get rid of varnish?
Take away the R!
Submitted by Marvin, age ?,
(January 29, 2010)
What did the tie say to the hat?
You go on ahead and I'll hang around.
Submitted by Plush, age ?,
(January 29, 2010)
Why is it hard to open a piano?
Because all the keys are inside!
Submitted by Elvis, age ?,
(January 29, 2010)
